Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Turtle Crossings


I have a confession to make. Every so often I see complete strangers on the street and I fight back the urge to run up to them and invite them to my place for a sleepover. Creepy? Yes.

Usually these people have large backpacks and look like they haven't showered in a few days. I get all nostalgic about my own time traveling and remember all of the people who helped me out, and the urge to pay it forward wells up in my throat. Steve recently pointed out that these people with big backpacks were likely on the their way to do laundry. Blindingly simple logic, but I had managed to overlook it. In my mind everyone with a pack was a worn and weary traveler looking for a place to rest their tired heads and my couch would be the perfect place! This, I'm sure, is a symptom of Couch Surfilis (like syphilis but without the rash).

A year ago I became a participating member of the Couch Surfing community and since then I've participated in almost every way possible. First I mastered the art of surfing, finding hosts all over Europe and the Middle East. Simple in theory, but a fine art in practice. In the beginning I surfed solo, staying only with couples or other women for safety reasons. Smart and practical but unnecessary based on my experiences and the people that I've met thus far.

When Steve met up with me we surfed together - and also stayed in a few hostels -for the remainder of our trip. When we weren't surfing, and sometimes when we were, we went to "meetings" (read: beers) to meet up with other surfers and hosts. It was a great way to meet people that lived in the city as well as travelers who had just been where you planned to go, or going where you had just been. To each other we would make invaluable recommendations, share a few drinks and, in less than a few hours, become unbelievably good friends.

After getting ourselves settled in Ottawa, Steve and I agreed that it was time we opened our doors to travelers passing through. To date we've hosted fourteen. Sometimes we share a meal, sometimes a beer, sometimes nothing more than stories. Sometimes they do the dishes and that makes Britt really happy (what's up with the third person???). We just said goodbye to two lovely sister's from Germany who had rented a car to tour the Great Lakes area. Talking to them last night we were discussing national parks and what they would see there. "You have a lot of turtles, no?" one of them asked me.

"Hmmm, well yeah, I guess... we have a few. I wouldn't say we have a lot." Maybe they don't have turtles in Germany, I wondered?

"But we see signs everywhere for them." Signs, now this was a new one to me. I had yet to see a turtle sign in my entire time in Ottawa. "It looks like this" she said, drawing with her fingers in the air....

"Oh, those are for speed bumps!" I laughed, she looked confused. I explained what I speed bump was. She joined me in my continued laughter. This moment was brought to you by Couch Surfing.

Last weekend Steve and I drove out to Alexadria Bay, New York. What was there? Not too much. Just our good friend, Adam, that we had met in Florence, spent more time with in Rome and have successfully kept in touch with since (thanks Facebook). Turns out he's from Syracuse New York, only four hours away - driving, not flying, which is incredibly close when you think about all of the other places that he could have been from. He drove two-hours, we drove two-hours and we met in the middle, Alexandria Bay, where we camped and paid tribute to our Couch Surfing introduction by hosting our own CS Meeting (read: drinking beer). This time Steve suffered the hang over the following day and I was off the hook.

Adam was nice enough to bring the lovely Alexa along with him. A fellow Iron-Manning american who provided hours of the entertainment that only real Americans can provide. Another lovely memory (and friend) sponsored by Couch Surfing.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

two thousand and sixty nine kilometers


In the same amount of time/distance you could theoretically drive from Ottawa to Dallas, Texas; Omaha, Nebraska; Orlando, Florida; New Orleans, Louisiana ... or Winnipeg, Manitoba.

Google estimates the drive from Ottawa to Winnipeg to be 25 hours. Our GPS gives a more realistic suggestion of 32 hours (I think it accounts for sleeping, road side assistance and pee breaks), and if you decide to stick to the Northern side of the border, you're looking at an additional four or five hours of road time - this is all assuming that you don't hit a moose, get lost or get left on the side of the road during a particularly heated spousal disagreement.

We've made the drive several times now, under varying conditions. We've taken friends along for the ride and we've subjected our dog to it. We've camped along the way and we've stayed in seedy motels. We've been pulled over at the border. We've had our vehicle searched. We've narrowly missed speeding tickets ... and we haven't always been so lucky. We've killed ourselves and made the drive in record time, and we've also taken our time and done it at a more enjoyable pace, but every time we make the drive home (and we're driving "home" either way you look at it), a few things stay the same...

1. I'm always grumpy when we leave.

2. Steve's in charge of music, but I burn a few CD's just incase.

3. Britt eat's out of the cooler full of tasty veggies, yogurt and fruit. Steve eats out of every Harvey's, McDonalds and Burger
King that we pass.

4. We get pulled over at the Sault Ste Marie crossing. Always.

5. We stop for Subway in Duluth. Always.

6. Once we're in the good'old USA, it's every man for him/herself. We're in a cup-to-cup coffee consumption race to see who
can injest the most carcinogenic creamer substitutes in a 24-hour period without getting sick. We alternate stopping to pee and stopping for coffee until 1pm, then we switch the soda.

7. There will always be an unaccounted for roadblock/accident/detour.

8. There's a great bakery just outside of Marquette. Stopping there is as mandatory as stopping for gas.

9. The last three hours of the drive and always, always, always the longest three hours of our lives.

In a weeks time we'll be homeward bound one more time, which means that in about a week and a half we'll actually be home - insane when you acknowledge the fact that we could just fly and be home in two hours. I bitched when I had to travel through Toronto, adding on a few extra hours, but even then I was in Winnipeg for lunch. I'll try to keep that in mind the next time Air Canada pisses me off (I already know that I'll forget).

When I leave next week I'm going to have a difficult time remembering why I'm driving West to Winnipeg, when I could just keep on heading South and be in Orlando by Saturday. But, then again, it's hurricane season down there and I would miss out on driving through cool places like Ashland, Wisconsin and Ispeming Michigan.

Winnipeg it is... yay.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."


MMM! The delicious taste of rejection – it ranks right up their with an orange juice and toothpaste coffee. I like mine black, extra strong and served so hot that it burns my entire tongue, and the roof of my mouth and then mixes with the little fleshy skin bits that peel off. Sorry, I don't mean to gross anyone out but I need to vent.

Despite my oath to get out their and grab Life by the gonads, Life has decided to kick me in mine ... twice... in the same day... and the search for the perfect job (read: any job), continues.

Lets crunch some numbers: Six preliminary interviews + Five follow up interviews + Three follow-up follow-up interviews + Four reference checks + One job offer + One budget cut = a grand total of zero jobs *sob*

(for the sake of my dignity I haven't kept track of how many resumes have been sent and straight-up ignored by the HR department of wherever)

I find it slightly enjoyable, actually, getting that call. They always find something to compliment you on first, “you're writing skills are outstanding,” “your portfolio is very impressive,” “your references said great things about you” .... and then they drop the bomb (it' a big bomb, painted florescent orange and pink, with strobe lights attached to it and sirens going off, and you see it coming miles and miles away) “it really came down to you and another candidate.... BUT... I'm really sorry that it wasn't you. Nine times out of ten (as the case is) that other candidate speaks French. And they're not actually thinking “wow, I'm so sorry it wasn't you.” They're thinking “wow, I'm really sorry that I drew the short-straw and had to make this call because I feel REALLY uncomfortable right now.” But at least then, when all is said and done, you know that you don't have a job. Which is a heck of a lot better than not knowing and waiting for your phone to ring, checking your email every 30 seconds, and avoiding the mailman like he the carrier of small pox, on the off-chance that they've gone old school and sent you the dreaded rejection letter. Yes, I enjoy a good kick in the confidence about as much as I enjoy a good session of electro'shock therapy.

Truth is, Ottawa is a Franco-city and I'm a by-product of my rural-Manitoban, anglophone, upbringing (where, by the way, the little French that I do know, would knock the pants off of 95% of the population).

Truth is that's an excuse (all be it a very good one), and I'll wallow in self-pity for another day, maybe two, and then I'll brush off the ol'resume and take one more swing at it... not that my resume is very dusty at the current moment, or that I feel very much like swinging any more... but a girl's gotta eat and that first pay cheque's going to taste minty-fresh; hold the orange juice please.